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McB's house, last night
2003-04-09, 9:19 a.m.

WARNING!!!! If you know me personally, you may read my diary, but if you do, you take the chance of reading things you don't want to know, misunderstanding what I've written and being hurt by it. If you are unsure if it is okay to read, save yourself, and me, the grief and heartache, and ask first!!! Please note that this is a DIARY, I.E. my subjective feelings, hearsay, suppositions, and outpourings of ranting of the moment. It does not represent objective news, the whole of what I think of a topic or someone, or even a thought-out representation of any of the above. This I hope you keep in mind, and thank you for reading.

Yeah, so I rented "Momento" and "Heist."

I went to McB's and then Ryan Mo called him up and invited himself over. This was around 9:00pm. Why the hell would he be coming over then??

So that when he gets here, McB's Mom will let him have a sleepover. All we had was the fucking Gay Cube. No ps2 like Saturday. Last Saturday I brought my ps2. That is actaully fun. All we played on the Cube was Nightfire. Stupid stupid stupid. I'm sorry, but I did not have that much fun. Well, I kinda did. The best part was "Beavis and Butthead do America." That movie was funny as fuck. Fuck is really funny.

Bruce Willis was the voice as the badguy, and that was awesome. I think Demi Moore was the voice as the girl. Awesome movie. I want to buy it.

So I got to watch a movie. Not my movies, but good enough. I only like to watch them during the night, so I won't be watching them today.

I also watched a little porn. That was nasty. The scene that I saw took place during the civil war, and all the actors were dressed up like soldiers or the women had long pretty dresses on. They looked like whores. The main soldier came off to the side to fuck a lady on the ground. He definitly worked out a lot. He had huge muscles and huge legs. Huge hands, and even huge feet. His dick was tiny though. HAHA, I saw it, and I was like "holy shit, man!" That was disgusting, and he is a retard for doing that on TV. I changed the channel.

I actually tried to go to sleep. I'm never tired when I have a sleep over thing. I just turned off the TV, and thought about Florida. That's my favorite dream. It puts me to sleep. I think about being with family in Florida. Not Mom or Dad or either two sisters, but Nona and Papa, and all my cousins.

I was talking to another friend yesterday, Zach. He's awesome. He went to Driver's Training with me. He's kinda sad because we have a dance, some "Spring Fling" thing, and he can't get a date. I talked to him about finding a girl. I'm not really good at that, but I just told him about what I've done in Florida before.

I had met this one girl from another hotel on the beach in front of my hotel. I remember her for some reason, this was two years ago. I'm sure she doesn't remember me. I told her that I got this job to come to Florida and interview some women about something. I don't remember what I told her, but I said that I was with MTV. That's music telivision. I have never really seen what's on MTV except a couple music video's and stuff. I'm sure there's some kind of funny show where people interview others. She didn't believe me because I was to young, and I said that my Dad worked there and he couldn't go on vacation so he sent me out to have fun. She wanted me to interview her too. Gullable, I think.

I was to shy though. I told her I was kidding. I want to do this again. If I go to Florida again, I am getting a microphone and making up little scenes on the street with my cousins. This would be so cool if I followed through with it.

Anywho, Zach is a little bit WAY TOO SHY for that. That's what he told me. He said that I was crazy. Here's my IM profile right now:

Fun things for the bathroom:

1 Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

2 Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh

relaxingly.

3 Say, "Now how did that get there?"

4 Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it

erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while

yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

5 Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad oftoilet paper and drop under the stall wall of yourneighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

If you want to read any more of these, I have lots.

Email me at [email protected]

There.

I change my profile a lot. I have things to do in the elevator, and things to do in a Wal-Mart. Papa always takes me to Wal-Mart and tells me to pick something out for myself. Whenever I'm with him he tells me to get something. He's even the one who bought me a Game Boy.

The weather is a little better, I guess. I still won't be playing any basketball. I won't be going to Chelsey's house. Not that I really HAVE to anyway. She lives kinda far away, and I would have to ride my bike. McB or Vicky or someone would have to be there if I go there.

I haven't had almost any fun with friends this week. Not a lot to do. On Saturday, at McB's house was fun. There was a big deal getting pizza. Last night, I called my Dad and told him that McB was having a sleepover and that we needed pizza. My Dad drove up to the grocery store and got us the best damn pizza's there. AWESOME pizzas. Extremely good ones. I need to show my appreciation some how. Mrs. McB didn't like that. Ryan Mo's sister came to pick Ryan and I up to take me home this morning and Mrs. McB told Courtney, Ryan Mo's sister, that my Dad spoils me rotten. What the fuck...

I've been living in hell, kinda, through the last three weeks. This Spring Break sucks ass because of the damn weather. Today will be a good day. Eric invited me to go bowling. Ryan McB kinda invited himself to come with me. He was already going, but couldn't get a ride from some girl and needed a ride from Eric, so I need to call McB just before Eric gets here.

The FAT one and Diana are singing and screaming at each other. This is a bad Spring Break. If the weather, the WEATHER, was better then I could be having a grand ol' time. I could be making memories right now. McB and I would be in town getting pop. Everybody remember JONES soda is the best. Seriously, its awesome. They're like a wine cooler but they're POP.

Good stuff, you'll like it.

I'm listening to Eminem. "Without Me." U.S. Soldiers in Baghdad are trying to knock over a statue of Saddam. I think they know where Saddam is too. Fuckin idiot. This war is because of that asshole. He deserves to fuckin DIE. No people should die. I hate dying. If its in the movies, it doesn't bother me at all. Real life bothers me. The real world bothers me. The movies are awesome. They're another world where almost anything can happen. We've destroyed asteroids in the movies. We've discovered that the world is a Matrix. We've gotten our kidnapped children back. We've had a lot of happy endings. OH, and we have a video tape that kills people.

In the video game world, we control what happens. We have a Twisted Metal competition. That's an awesome game. I haven't played it in two days already. To much other shit I've been doing. When I have stuff going on, its all good. I need to call Eric and ask him about bowling, and I need to call Mom and ask her if I can go. I don't know where she is. She had a doctors appointment and now the girls can't get a hold of her.

By this weekend, or by the time school starts, the weather will be perfect. I want another vacation after this one. This sucks ass.

Quote of the week and maybe of the month:

"I am Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bung hole"

-Beavis of Beavis and Butthead. That's a great line. Funny as fuck, you should have seen McB, he almost died laughing.

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