Picture this, there are five teens in a room with no parents around. If you were to tell me to picture that, I would sadly imagine quite the abundance of naked people participating in an orgy. But I would be way off. Much like the times before television or video games, teens like to play games. But not at all like Monopoly or Scrabble. Well, I dunno about those�but if they were to play some of these games, they would put a little spin on everything. A sexy spin. That�s why games like Truth or Dare Jenga are sold in stores.
The teens in Chelsey�s bedroom are quite different. There�s the girl who�s done nothing at all, and says �Ew, gross, boys,� there�s the boy who�s done too much, not understanding why anything is �ew,� and there�s the guy who�s not done anything, but makes everything funny somehow�and also the guy who�s had his share in doing dirty things and plenty of time playing these types of games. Not to mention the other girl in the room who I do not know would like me sharing any information.
But there�s the boy who has no clue what is going on when the girl next to him drew a Jenga piece with a made up dare. �Lick the cheeks of the person to your right.� I tried to get her out of it, I being the boy who will soon misunderstand what the big deal is. So I kind of ended up letting her get a little pressure from the other players and ended up just sitting there while she said �Ew� into my ear. Now, I wouldn�t really want to lick my own chin in this situation (or any situation), but I would close my eyes and get it over with. But this turned into a huge big deal, and I ended up feeling quite insulted. Boys are gross, boys are nasty�sure they�re that nasty, but it�s a frickin game here, I would have done it to any guy (though I probably wouldn�t play the game with any guy) and walked away straight as a homophobic. I�m not homophobic, by the way, my vote would be to let gays become president. They�re usually the nicest of people.
I wish I wouldn�t make a big deal out of it, but it causes one to think about how they look to the world. This girl exchanged pants with another guy, but couldn�t do the licking of my cheek. I just don�t understand. No matter who this girl was, I would definitely have put a lot of thought into the fact that she said �disgusting� when having to lick my cheek.
When I asked Chelsey and Jimmy about this, Jimmy immediately assumed that I had a crush on this girl. No matter what I would have said, they wouldn�t have believed me if it had anything to do with not having a crush on her. So I ended up saying �I�m not gonna deny it, because she�s cool and would be cool�� and then just shut up and had to think about it.
ChrisLo1112: Justin
Justin: aloha
ChrisLo1112: So we're in the car...and I asked them about the licking thing
ChrisLo1112: now it's a big deal because they think I have a crush on [her]...but I didn't understand what the big deal with licking was
Justin: do you?
ChrisLo1112: no...because now I'm uncomfortable around her
Justin: damn it chris
ChrisLo1112: she's cool, so I didn't say I hated her or anything, I just said that I wouldn't have a crush on her...they didn't believe me
Justin: chris, you should
ChrisLo1112: haha
ChrisLo1112: okay, pretend that I do...
ChrisLo1112: why was she so uncomfortable?
Justin: because, who wants to lick someone?
�I guess I had forgotten I was talking to Justin�
ChrisLo1112: did it have to do with first timers or something?
ChrisLo1112: why wouldn't you want to lick a girl?
ChrisLo1112: just wondering...I won't tell anybody or anything
ChrisLo1112: but to me...that wasn't that big of a deal
Justin: so you're sure you don't like [her]?
ChrisLo1112: there's nothing wrong with her, she just thinks I'm g-ross
Justin: it's not you though
Justin: she wouldn't lick anyone
Thanks, buddy. Justin is smart and has �never steered me wrong.� But he can�t really speak for this girl.
That seems like such an immature conversation, haha. The girl has nothing the be ashamed of, I respect her and I�m glad she didn�t let me lick her or lick me. I mean, some girl�s out there need the first timing thing to be just right�haha�and I felt bad for her�until I felt bad for me. But it�s okay, and that is the point of this entry, to respect women.
It was just really embarrassing for me. �Never happen again it will� is something Yoda would advise me.
Playing the little Truth or Dare game wasn�t the highlight of the evening�I liked bowling much better. My hand has been weak through the writing of this entry. Why does bowling hurt so much? I need a glove of some kind.
All you pros out there are saying �Without a glove, is this guy insane?�
Well, I was just waiting for my family to get out of the basement�they were watching �Bye Bye Birdie� for the fourth viewing in the last two days that I know about. They really like that movie, though it is so cheesy and very different from the actual play. But I rented �The Day After Tomorrow,� and will be enjoying this mega-special effected presentation of Global Warming. Sounds good to me.
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